Mariaaa
My birthday is in 2 months.

What is a realistic goal weight to set for then?

never laughed so hard in my life…and at this….
mirandaatetheskyonce:

shithappens08:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all

“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”

“Yup.”
“Positive?”

“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all

Until I cut it , then they’re all


“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”


PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/


ew

mirandaatetheskyonce:

shithappens08:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:

They’ll be all

“Um, no thanks.”

And I’m like “Are you sure?”

image

“Yup.”

“Positive?”

Yes, mom.”

“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”

And they’re all

Until I cut it , then they’re all

“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”

PARENTING, YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

ew

anchored-dreams:

this is my life 

anchored-dreams:

this is my life 

smile-youre-fuckin-beautiful:

Rule 1) IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

itbesgreeny150:

full of win indeed 

itbesgreeny150:

full of win indeed 

why cant mexicans cross the border in 3’s?